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Officer saying to another officer that Elephant has accepted that he is a Goat after a little punch

Sardar went to a Meusem By chance he broke a old cup there Officer: You have broken 5000 years old cup Sardar: Oh, Thank God I thought it was new :P

#funny #Teacher #Whatsapp #Viber Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo Mun mai pani ana . Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali  Wah Wah  Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali  :  :  :  :  :  Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)

Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?  Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.  Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?  Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE . . . . . . DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday Forgot to invite U DAD: Ur a naughty baby.. It is Ok But Dont forget next Time

Whatsapp would be a disaster if last seen at changes into last seen with

Sir your account has been hacked . . . . Facebook??? . . . . No sir, your bank account . . . . Ooh Thank God!

2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy., Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..  Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; , Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti  Teacher shocked… :

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko, Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein… Dukandar : Memory Card Hy? Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

A Rule fr success: Always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life. . . . . . . . . . . . . But act opposite to her advice

iF You Are Going To Speak Bad Things About Me…. On My Back… Come To Me , I ll Tell You More.

Girl : What are you doing ? Boy : killing mosquitoes Girl : how many did you killed? Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!! Girl : how did you know that? . . . Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2 near beer..!

I need a Bank .. Which can do Two things for me . . . . . . First Give me a Loan Then Leave me Alone… 

Lamhe Ye Suhane Saath Ho Na Ho, Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi Baat Ho Na Ho, Aapka Pyar Hamesha Is Dil Mei Rahega, Chahe Poori Umar Mulakat Ho Na Ho.. Na Kabhi Muskurahat Tere Hothon Se Duur Ho.. Teri Har Khwahish Haqiqat Ko Manzoor Ho.. Ho Jaye Jo Tu Mujhse Khafa.. Khuda Na Kare Mujhse Kabhi Aisa Kasoor Ho..

Chand ko sitaron se aur mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai Phoolon ko baharon se aur mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai Mehfil main jo milna nighahein jhuka lena koi samjh na paye ke mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai Ab tere hijr main bus ek kaam hai Aasman takna Tum sitaron pe likh dena mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai Hai hamain ehsas tum ko bhi hum se Pyaar hai lekin Yeh mere ru - ba - ru kehna mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai

Chand ko sitaron se aur mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai Phoolon ko baharon se aur mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai Mehfil main jo milna nighahein jhuka lena koi samjh na paye ke mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai Ab tere hijr main bus ek kaam hai Aasman takna Tum sitaron pe likh dena mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai Hai hamain ehsas tum ko bhi hum se Pyaar hai lekin Yeh mere ru - ba - ru kehna mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai

Lamhe Ye Suhane Saath Ho Na Ho, Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi Baat Ho Na Ho, Aapka Pyar Hamesha Is Dil Mei Rahega, Chahe Poori Umar Mulakat Ho Na Ho.. Na Kabhi Muskurahat Tere Hothon Se Duur Ho.. Teri Har Khwahish Haqiqat Ko Manzoor Ho.. Ho Jaye Jo Tu Mujhse Khafa.. Khuda Na Kare Mujhse Kabhi Aisa Kasoor Ho..

Mohabat me dekho, kia mukaam paiya hai haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaiya hai hospital pahunche to nurso ne kuch yu farmaiya hai .. baharon phool barsao kisi ka mehboob aiya hai

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband : because i can't handle such happiness

Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar  Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar  Mere SMS Bina Aapka MOBILE Bekaar!

Sabab judai ka kuch to batao mujhe,  phir chahe dil-0-jaan se satao mujhe,  chalo ye mana k tumhe fursat hi nahi,  magar ye lazim to nahi k bhool jao mujhe..

Dosti karna itna Aasan hai Jaise Matti par Matti se Matti likhna.LEKIN...Dosti Nibhana itna Mushkil hai Jaise Paani par Paani se Paani likhna.

True Bayghairti is: To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand ,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask :"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"

Kal"RAAT"  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Buhat Dino Baad  .  .  .  .  .  Kitaab Kholi To Ehsaas Huwa???  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  Ay V nai Anda Ay V nai Anda  Tay Ay V nai Anda=))

1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:  Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?  Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,  TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.  Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)

1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!  .  .  .  .  .  ."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don". #indiansong,#funny

Jub b hum ne kisi larki ko  ghoora... . .  Us ki shadi ho gai...  .  .  Waja??  .  Nigahe_e_merd_e_momin se badal jati hain taqdeerain....!

1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:  Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai  ( Chattakh )  Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.  ( Chattakh )  Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.  ( Chattakh )

eacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?  Student: Female  Teacher: How?  Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.

Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.  Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!  Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)

Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day  Aur  Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye  To  Is Yakeen k Saath  Aansu Saaf karna  k  Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ...  .  .  .  .  .  .  Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!

Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"  Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:  PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay

Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,  Magar...  Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon  Faraz!!!  Ab woh kehti hai, "to Phir Aao Mujhko Satao"  ,,,  \(',')  ((>  <\

Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali  Wah Wah  Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali  :  :  :  :  :  Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)

'JAB ISHQ KE ARMAN JAL JATA HAN NA JANE KUNE LOG BADAL JATEN HAN KARNA HM SA MUHABBAT ZARA SOOCH K...??? HM WAFAON MAN ME HAD SE GUZAR JATE HAIN'