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وفا کی نام سے گھبراتے ہیں  جدھر دیکھو غم ہی غم نظر آتے ہیں  دل کا درد آنسو بن کر نہ نکلے  اسلئے ہم ہر وقت مسکراتے ہیں 

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi! ترجمہ ملاحضہ فرمائیں  دیکھا تجھے تو روح خوش ہو گئی  ایک کمی تھی وہ  بھی پوری ہو گئی  پاگل ہیں وہ لوگ جو کہتے ہیں کہ  چمپنزی کی آخری نسل کہیں کھو گئی 

 Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta. بیوی: میں مر جاؤں گی  شوہر: میں بھی مر جاؤں گا  بیوی: تم کیوں مرنا چاھتے  شوہر: کیوں کہ میں اتنی خوشی برداشت نی کر سکتا

Quotes It is a long journey From HUMAN BEING to BEING HUMAN Let's travel at least one step daily to cover the distance....!

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Agar meri sudden DEATH ka ap sbko pata chalay tou what would be your Reaction.. ..?? Whch act of mine'll make you cry after remembering me?? Reply must

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Funny BV Dair Se Ghar Ayi or Chup Chaap Bed room Ka Darwaza Khola to Daikha k Kambal men 2 ki Bajaye 4 Taangen Nazar Aa rhi Thin. Usne Cricket Bat uthaya or zor zor se maarna Shuru hogai. Jab maar maar k thak chuki to pani peene kitchen men gai, Dekha uska shohar wahan betha magazine parh rha hai. Shohar bola: Tumhare Ammi abu aye thy Main ne un ko bed room men sulaya hai Ja kr mil lo... Moral: Hor kro "shak" Te wekho star plus... ;-) :-P:-)

#poetry "Faraz Daaku Ban Gaya" Bank Me Daka Dalne Gaya or Poetry  Bola: Arz Kia Hy Takdeer Me Jo Hy Wo Mile Ga Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hile Ga Apne Kuch Khawab Meri Ankhon Se Nikal Do Jo Kuch Bhi Hy Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Dal Do Bohot Koshish Karta Hun Teri Yad Ko Bhulane Ki Koi Hoshyari mat Karna Police Ko Bulanay ki Dil Ka Aangan Tere Bin Veeran Para Hy Jaldi Karo Bahar Mera Sathi Pareshan Khara Hai.;-)

Quotes [15:98-99] “You shall glorify and praise your Lord and be with the prostrators, and worship your Lord until you attain certainty.” 

"A clay pot containing milk will be ranked higher than a golden pot containing poison" Not our outer glamour,but our inner virtues make us valuable. Quotes

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Kaha Tha Na K Yun Sotay Hue Mat Chor K Jana Mujhe BeShak Jaga Dena Bata Dena Tumhe Rasta Badalna Hy Meri Had Se Nikalna Hy Tumhe Kis Bat Ka Dar Tha K Ma Jane Nai Deta? Kahin Pe Qed Kar Leta? ARaY PAGAL Muhbat Ki Tabiat Me ZabrDasti Nai Hoti Jisy Rasta Bdalna Ho Usey Rasta Bdalne Se Jisy Had Se Niklna Ho Usey Had Se Niklne Se Na Koi Rok Paya Hy Na Koi Rok Payga Mgr Ik Bat Kehta hu Tumhe Khone Se Darta Hu "MAIN" AB SONAY SE DARTA HON...

Wife: Aapki birthday k lye itna mehnga suit lia hai k bs...:-) Hsbnd: Shukr hai aap ko mera khayal to aya, lao dikhao? Wife:Main abhi pehen k aati hun...

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Biwiyan b Talibaan ki tarah Hoti hain Na to in say kamyab muzakrat Ho sakte hain aur na hi in k khilaf operations...

** 1 student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye magr usay fail kr dia gya. 1. Tippu sultan kis larai me shaheed hua? Ans: apni last larai me 2. Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahan huye? Ans: safhay k aakhir pe 3. Talaaq ki bari waja kya hoti hy? Ans: shadi 4. Darya e sindh kahan behta hy? Ans: zameen par 5. 8 logon me 3 aam kesy divide karen gy? Ans: milk shake bana kr (',') <[ ]> _/ \_dekhO  theek to bataya tha phr b fail krdia..

What is the Longest Word in the english language >SMILES- Because there is a MILE Between the first and last Letters :-D What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T? >A teapot:-D What is the Richest kind of Air? >MillionAIR :-D What's a Quick way to Double Ur Money? >By folding it.:-D

The first thing which i do when i wake up...!! Is Try to sleep again! ;):D

1 Admi Ki T_Shirt Pe Boht Khubsort Jumla Likha Hua Tha Plz Do NOT Disturb I'm Married I'm Already Disturbed.

Boy:- jaanu Hmare Pyar K Bare Me Kisi Ko Mat Btana.. . Girl:- Tumhari behen Ko To Zaroor Btaungi , Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi "kutta" Hi Hoga Jo tujse pyar karegaB-)

Na meri dua ny safar kia Na mery ansu'un ny asar kia Tujhy mang mang k thak gaye Mery hont bhi Mery hath bhi

Phir Palat Rahi Hyn Sardiyo'n Ki Suhani Raate'n,,, Phir Us Ki Yaad Mein Jalne K Zamane Aagaye ___ !!!

Ek Aadmi bht gehri soch main road pr chal rha tham Achank ksi ki Awaz i Ruk Jao wo Ruk gya Ooper se Pathar gir rha tha agr wo na Rukta tu Pathar us k sir pr lg jata Wo phr chalta rha or road cross krne lga k phr kisi ne zor se Awaz di Ruk Jao Wo phr Ruk gya road pe Car tezi se guzri, wo bal bal bach gya wo zor se Chilaya Kon ho Tum Awaz i k me Tumhe Musibat se Bachane wala Frishta hoon Wo Chilaya Tum os wqt kahan they Jb Main Sher ko vote de raha tha?

Girl larkay sy Kya Tm Mere Ashiq Ho Boy:Ha Girl: To Phr Apni Sari Proprty Mre Nam Kro r Uske Bd Mre Liye Apni Jan DeDo Boy: Tera Ashiq Hu Ashiqui2 Ka Hero Ni :-P

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Whenever u r facing a bad time in Your life n think, "Where is ALLAH?" Must Remember! Teacher is ALWAYS quiet during a Test.!

Zindgi Me Hmesha Apne Chahne Walo Ko Apni Kami Mehsus Krwao, Mgr, Ye Duri Itni Lmbi Na Kro K Koi Tmhare Bagair Jena Sekh Le. Jb Apko Kisi Ka Sms Mily To Ye Mat Socho K Uska Sms Free Hoga Esi Liye Msg Kia Hy, "Blke Socho K Usne Apni ZinDgi Ky kuch qeemti Lmhe Apko Yad Krne Me Guzar Diye! ??,,, Koshish kro k Zindgi" ka Har Lmha apni tarf sy hr kisi k sath Achy Sy Acha Guzaro" Q k Zindgi Nhi Rhti par Achi Yadain" Hmesha" Zinda Rehti Hen

Khamosh Si rat Aur Guftagu ki Aarzu... Hum kis Sy karen Baat koi Bolta Hi Nahi...

A man asked an Artist: How do you make such a beautiful thing from stone? He replied: Beauty is already hidden there, I just remove extra stone. Your Happiness is Hidden within yourself , Just Remove your Worries... May Allah Bless You ever & Remove all your Worries...!!       

Husne-E-MuJasim ho ya sanwLi C surat Ishq agar Rooh se ho to har Roop Ba-KamaaL dikhta Hai.

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No Matter What Boyz r driving 5500cc Ferrari 2800cc BMW 2400cc Accord OR 1800cc Civic. They r nt able 2 Overtake a 100cc QINGQI FULL OF GIRLS: ;-) #nature , #messages

Khansi Ki Dawa Na Piyo To Wo T.B Ban Jati Hy Wah Wah Wah Khansi Ki Dawa Na Piyo To Wo T.B Ban Jati Hy Aor Girl Friend Time P Na Badlo To Wo B.V Ban Jati Hy (,")/ Wah Zalim <))    Kya Keh _//_  Diya Mehfil Hi Luot Li...,,         

آٹا مهنگا شراب سستی،
واه گنجےتیری مستی.
72 کی چینی 400 کی پتی،
واه گنجےتیری مستی.
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واه گنجےتيری مستی.
گیس مهنگی ماچس سستی،
واه گنجےتیری مستی.
زندگی مه...

No one manufactres a LOCK without KEY Simlrly ALLAH Does nt give "PROBLMS" without "SOLUTIONS" So Defeat ur Problms with Great"TRUST"in "ALLAH"

ALLAH is the Owner of the East and the West Al-Qur'an 2:142.

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up! Gud Morng.

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai 1. Keyboard Ke Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega.....?? 2. Windows Main START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi 3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga....?? 4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi to Computer Q Maangta Hai....?? Aakhir Main ek Kaatil Sawal 5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banatay Hai.?? GUD Mrng :D :D

When Someone doesn't learn lessons at the right time, . . . Life teaches the same lessons at the wrong time.

!!! 3 important Philosophies !!! 1: Ability Can Never Remain Hidden. 2: No Injury Is Deeper Than Insult. 3: The Start Of Tension Is The End Of Talent...!!!

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I AM THE BEST" Main sabit kar sakta hon 1) Main "COFFEE" Ko "COFFEE CUP" me dal sakta hon kya aap "WORLD" ko "WORLD CUP" me dal sakte hn? ha ha ha ha.. OK one more 2) Main apne "NUMBER"  per 100 ka load kara sakta hon kya aap mere "NUMBER" per 100 ka load kra sakte hn? Ho Ho Ho.. Ok again one more.. 3) Main apna "Adress" aap k "MOBILE" pe bhej sakta hon kya aap apna "MOBILE" mere "Adress" per bhej sakte hn? NAHI NA! Kaha tha na "I AM THE BEST"

Husband: Jan socha call kr loon tum miss to kr rai hogi? Wife: Or subah jo larai hui thi wo kya tha? .. .. Husband: Oh fittay mun, ghar da number mil gya:

1799: TIPU SULTAN Sher Ki 1Din Ki Zindagi Geedar Ki 100Sala Zindgi Se Behtr hai 2013: PAK AWAM Kutte Ki 5 Sala Hakumat Sher K 100 Din Se Achi Thi :-P

HuzBand: Tumhare aBBa ki AAG Lagane  ki Aadat Gai Nahi? Biwi: Q, Ab kya hua? HuzBand: Aj Phir Se Pooch Rahe they Meri Beti Se ShaaDi kar k KhuSH to hoNa ;-)

Ajab faisla kiya us ne meri zndgi ka               "*F*" zaher de kr kehte hain peena pare ga Aur peene k bad bola Agar pyar krty ho to mere lye jeena pare ga.

Last Night a Girl Message me. Tum FACEBOOK Pr Apni Pic Upload Mat Kia Karo. Mein Ne Pucha:Q...? Tou Woh Boli: Wo kia Hy Na k LIPSTICK Se Mera Lapt0p Kharab h0 Jata He. (,')/' <)( Ch0ty  Pani Phenk KUch ZyDA Hi Jal Raha He.

Rafaqaton K TareEeqay ßadal Gaye Warna, Huma¡n ßh¡ Yaad K¡ya Karta Tha KO¡, D¡n Charhy, Sham Dhalay...!!!